Today as Zen Master Petey, I decided to explore my inner wolf and became Primeval Petey.
My best friend had her candle lit for meditation but this time it was on a lower table which I could see. The smell of beeswax attracted me and I then found myself entranced by the flame.
Purring happily, I threw back my head about to howl in touch with Inner Wolf, and then remembered that I am a silent dog who prefers not to howl or bark. Instead I silently meditated, at one with everything.
As a spiritual guru dachshund who loves to eat and is himself a hotdog, it’s not surprising that this is my favourite joke:
What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.