Diary of a Dachshund - September 7, 2014

September 7, 2014: There is a little caramel coloured dachshund named Alistair who is a fiesty character that some say is a maniac. He seems pretty much a typical dachshund to me, alpha all the way. We of course don’t always see eye to eye on everything.

September 8, 2014: Alistair is a maniac! 

September 9, 2014: Alistair got sprayed by a skunk! Ha! ……. Oops I’m supposed to be cultivating my spiritual guru qualities. Inner zen calm peace love BE THE CHANGE and all that. Poor Alistair. Skunk spray yuck, no one deserves that. I have nothing against him, it is just that alpha male dachshunds are usually good for a one per square mile ratio. Luckily for him, I’m different – I’m a dachshund that is also a spiritual guru. Well I’m metamorphosing into one – I just need my own blog.